the Consumerist Censor Nazi Strikes Again!

August 23rd, 2008 / 5 Comments »

new consumerist comment naziYep! It appears that Ben’s new nationalist pal ‘Roz’, the new comment Nazi at the the Consumerist is bored again, and this time has decided to wield her unrestrained power to stop registered users from commenting in the message boards yet again.

This time her victim’s transgression is even more mysterious. Known as darkraven, his blog Chaotic Order details his encounter:

Consumerist = Fail

Typical…

Well, as a service to the community, over the next week, I will be providing a list of alternatives to gawker network trash.

These alternatives have retained their journalistic integrity and not given in to calls for censorship.Gawker Offices in San Francisco

Also, an analysis will be coming as to what percentage of Consumerist articles are total trash.

It seems Ben has run out of consumer outrage recently, and has been scraping the bottom of the barrel…

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Yahoo! Answers Important Questions Like…

August 21st, 2008 / No Comments »

What happens when a thousand SEO scam artists answer their own questions?

or…
How many fake posts and profiles can an Indian sweatshop manufacture per hour?

or…
If you have 1 million monkeys typing will they produce anything but shit?

I normally wouldn’t care, but because of this situation Google Search’s annoyance factor has increased dramatically with the introduction of Yahoo! Answers results to any fucking question one asks on Google these days.

Most questions and answer are populated with the typical signs of internet scam artists

Tea Tree oil cures everything
You can make a million dollars working at home
Etc Etc..

Some People obviously do not understand how the scam works and get angry when their profile gets deleted via complaints from the various fake profiles created through automated software.

Little Jimmy understands and goes on to detail why Yahoo! Answers is so ridiculously stupid.

Yahoo! Answers is so full of scams, that many times the scam answers run into each other, crawling over themselves to support their own particular scam. Just look at this recent respons to some idiotic Tea Tree Oil Question.

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Olympic Travesty! Chinese Politburo Kills Girl! “Too Ugly…Buck Teeth”

August 12th, 2008 / 2 Comments »

“If you’re not good-looking, no matter how well you sing, you’ll not be onstage. Do you know you’re twisting a whole generation?”

This was the response of one Chinese blogger to the recent Olympic Travesty which threatens to make a mockery of the entire country.

Yang Peiyi, the original girl who had won a competition to sing in the Olympic Games opening ceremony is totally adorable with a sincere looking face, full of excitement and determination. Her television appearance was killed when a corrupt communist asshole in the Politburo when he decided, amateurishly last minute, that she had buck teeth and should represent China.

She was then promptly replaced by a fake looking bitch (picture below), similar to our own pedophile beauty queen contestants in the united states.

The whole thing is of course revolting and totally unnecessary. I hope that justice can prevail and that she will be given a spot in the closing ceremonies.

Telegraph.co.uk - Beijing Olympics: Faking scandal over girl who ’sang’ in opening ceremony

AP Online - Olympic opening uses girl’s voice, not face

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